baby: m...m...
mom: mommy?
baby: mycaruba
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xlol at the notes this is getting

micthemicrophone:

tg-i:

isopodde:

THE KING ENTERS THE RING

KATAMARI DOMINATION

IS HE WRECKING LUCAS OH MY GOD

YOU SEEIN’ STARS KID? GOOD. CAUSE I’M ABOUT TO WRECK THOSE TOO.

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camiekahle:

I’ve never related to anything more

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alexiorsay:

ppl are always like “no game is perfect you can’t please EVERYbody” but when was the last time you heard a motherfucker complain about portal

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bemyvagabond:

when you make a joke which nobody else gets or finds funny

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0bstacles:

huffingtonpost:

THIS GENIUS MACHINE FEEDS STRAY DOGS IN EXCHANGE FOR RECYCLED BOTTLES

The Turkish company Pugedon has created a vending machine that’s dispensing help for both the environment and our furry friends.

Watch the machine in action here.

this makes me so happy

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black-nata:

BREAKING NEWS FROM SDCC: MARVEL STAR CHRIS EVANS ON A LEFT BOOB GRAB RAMPAGE. FIVE PEOPLE ARE DEAD. THIRTY ARE CRITICAL. NO LEFT BOOB IS SAFE.

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mustangsally78:

patternofdefiance:

permanentlydisco:

fallingaparttocuttime:

miltonicsmile:

dontcrosscross:

sebastianbrilliance:

mrscrocodile:

ihaveapurroblem:

chronikle:

teatimebrutality:

Peacock Hamlet confronted by father’s ghost.



 SHUT UP. EVERYTHING IS HAMLET.

*resists urge to direct all-peacock productions of various Shakespeare plays*

Peacock Hamlet suspicious of Peacock Ophelia’s motives.



Peacock Polonius is sick and tired of Peacock Hamlet’s shit

Peacockcrantz and Guildenpeacock are not on Fortunes cap the very button, but neither are they the soles of her shoes. In fact, they are peacocks.

I JUST NEED THIS ON MY BLOG.

OH MY GOD, IT’S EVEN MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN IT WAS YESTERDAY. 

To preen, or not to preen? That is the question….Whether ‘tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous feathers, or to take up wings against a gale of ruffles, and by opposing, mend them…

Oh!

mustangsally78:

patternofdefiance:

permanentlydisco:

fallingaparttocuttime:

miltonicsmile:

dontcrosscross:

sebastianbrilliance:

mrscrocodile:

ihaveapurroblem:

chronikle:

teatimebrutality:

Peacock Hamlet confronted by father’s ghost.

 SHUT UP. EVERYTHING IS HAMLET.

*resists urge to direct all-peacock productions of various Shakespeare plays*

Peacock Hamlet suspicious of Peacock Ophelia’s motives.

image

image

Peacock Polonius is sick and tired of Peacock Hamlet’s shit

image

Peacockcrantz and Guildenpeacock are not on Fortunes cap the very button, but neither are they the soles of her shoes. In fact, they are peacocks.

I JUST NEED THIS ON MY BLOG.

OH MY GOD, IT’S EVEN MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN IT WAS YESTERDAY. 

To preen, or not to preen? That is the question….
Whether ‘tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous feathers, or to take up wings against a gale of ruffles, and by opposing, mend them…

Oh!

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bronzebasilisk:

blu-thoth:

meta-bubbles:

DO NOT GIVE OR GET ANY VACCINATIONS FOR YOURSELF OR  YOUR KIDS………..

Ok, lets break this down nice and simple.
Formaldehyde is from the purification of the vaccine. 99.9% of which is removed. The reason it doesn’t give a dosage is so minuscule that it can’t be measured without going into picograms. That’s one trillionth of a gram. You breathe in more formaldehyde by driving down a busy road than in a vaccine.
Thimerosal is NOT elemental mercury, It is a molecular compound made up of carbon, hydrogen, mercury, sodium, oxygen, and surfer. This is used as a preservative for the vaccine. Thimerosal is used in a variety of other things, like tattoo ink, facial creams, nasal sprays. It’s toxic to humans only in fairly large quantities but highly toxic to aquatic born organisms like infectious bacteria. In short, it makes sure you don’t get salmonella from a stray bacteria from the chicken embryos.As for the dosage of the Thimerosal. That is the most laughable point in this post. It says 25 mcg, that’s micrograms, or one millionth of a gram. To put this in perspective, a dollar bill weighs roughly 1 gram, the average human eyelash is around 80-90 micrograms. The box also says that it contains a 5ml (milliliter/cc) vial which leads me to my next point.
A little simple math and we find out that 25 mcg = 0.00003 ml and a little more math we find that 0.00003 ml is 0.00006% of 5 ml. Let me put this another way. By the age of 5, an American child weighs about 50-55lbs and their body contains 55 mcg of Uranium. I don’t see any kids running around with radiation sickness, so I think they’re safe with a preservative in them.TL;DR: This is like saying you don’t want your child eating their baked birthday cake because raw eggs were used to make it and you don’t want your child getting salmonella from it.

THANK YOU

bronzebasilisk:

blu-thoth:

meta-bubbles:

DO NOT GIVE OR GET ANY VACCINATIONS FOR YOURSELF OR  YOUR KIDS………..

Ok, lets break this down nice and simple.

Formaldehyde is from the purification of the vaccine. 99.9% of which is removed. The reason it doesn’t give a dosage is so minuscule that it can’t be measured without going into picograms. That’s one trillionth of a gram. You breathe in more formaldehyde by driving down a busy road than in a vaccine.

Thimerosal is NOT elemental mercury, It is a molecular compound made up of carbon, hydrogen, mercury, sodium, oxygen, and surfer. This is used as a preservative for the vaccine. Thimerosal is used in a variety of other things, like tattoo ink, facial creams, nasal sprays. It’s toxic to humans only in fairly large quantities but highly toxic to aquatic born organisms like infectious bacteria. In short, it makes sure you don’t get salmonella from a stray bacteria from the chicken embryos.

As for the dosage of the Thimerosal. That is the most laughable point in this post. It says 25 mcg, that’s micrograms, or one millionth of a gram. To put this in perspective, a dollar bill weighs roughly 1 gram, the average human eyelash is around 80-90 micrograms. The box also says that it contains a 5ml (milliliter/cc) vial which leads me to my next point.

A little simple math and we find out that 25 mcg = 0.00003 ml and a little more math we find that 0.00003 ml is 0.00006% of 5 ml. Let me put this another way. By the age of 5, an American child weighs about 50-55lbs and their body contains 55 mcg of Uranium. I don’t see any kids running around with radiation sickness, so I think they’re safe with a preservative in them.

TL;DR: This is like saying you don’t want your child eating their baked birthday cake because raw eggs were used to make it and you don’t want your child getting salmonella from it.

THANK YOU

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